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Thursday, August 12th, 2004
1:12 pm - Kitty cafe!
Thanks to polycat for telling us about this...

Cats in the Cafe

NEW YORK (Wireless Flash) -- There are more than two million pet cats in the city of New York -- but no place for their owners to take them out to eat.

That is, until now: The first-ever "cat cafe" will open in Manhattan next week, offering a menu for both felines and their human pals.

When the Meow Mix Cafe opens its doors August 17, pussycats will be able to tuck in to a variety of vittles while their owners enjoy comparable dishes. For example, while the kitty chews on her "Fillet Meow" of beef in gravy, her owner eats a beef tenderloin sandwich.

Similarly, the menu offers crab cakes to owners whose pet decides to snack on "Upstream Dream," a cat food mix of salmon and crab in sauce.

Four-legged customers at the 3500-square-foot cafe also get to try out scratching posts and catnip-filled toy mice.

However, there are some ground rules: All cats must be on leashes so no catfights break out.

If the Meow Mix Cafe is a success during its one-week trial run, Meow Mix plans to either open up a chain of cafes or create a mobile cat cafe to travel across the U.S.

Now for one of those memey things...

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(3 mews | Mew!)

Tuesday, August 10th, 2004
12:11 pm - I am not just a Misfit...

Giving us a Snooch* impression

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*If you don't understand this reference go to Two Lumps.

current mood: full

(2 mews | Mew!)

Friday, August 6th, 2004
2:33 pm - Little Sprout!
This is our cousin, Sprout (well mum calls him Sprout anyway)... He might be joining our kitty family here because Sprout cannot control his urges to attack people and our mum thinks having other kitties like us around would calm him down.

Two liter Sprout!

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current mood: curious

(4 mews | Mew!)

1:03 pm - Not quite 20 questions...
1. Who are you?
2. Are we friends?
3. When and how did we meet?
4. Do you have a crush on me?
5. Would you kiss me?
6. Describe me in one word.
7. What was your first impression?
8. Do you still think that way about me now?
9. What reminds you of me?
10. If you could give me anything what would it be?
11. How well do you know me?
12. When's the last time you saw me?
13. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
14. Are you going to put this on your journal and see what I say about you?

current mood: curious

(3 mews | Mew!)

Sunday, August 1st, 2004
11:57 am - The nose knows!
Marius nose

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current mood: content

(4 mews | Mew!)

Friday, July 30th, 2004
1:36 pm - Cat eyes...
Melora eye

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current mood: enthralled

(2 mews | Mew!)

1:22 pm - It's instinct!

OK, I admit it! I tried to eat the hamster... It's not my fault, I can't help it! It's instinct I tell you! INSTINCT! It was the hamster's own fault anyway, if she had just stayed on dad's lap like she was supposed to do, while dad was trying to fix her cage AGAIN because she broke it, I wouldn't have grabbed her and taken her away to be eaten. But the hamster wanted to crawl around on the floor and you know I can't resist fresh meat or anything that moves around on the floor. Mmmmmmm... so tasty... I mean... I didn't get to eat her anyway and she's fine, she wasn't even hurt at all. I just carried her off and I didn't even get very far before dad caught me, um holding her down, and then I got a spanking for it! A spanking! Oh my wounded pride.... And Riah's mad at me because she looooves the stupid hamster, what kind of a cat is she anyway?

I hate that hamster...

current mood: aggravated

(1 mew | Mew!)

Friday, July 23rd, 2004
10:57 am - That is no human bee!

There was a bumblebee in the house today and we stomped it to death! Well, OK it was sort of half dead to begin with since it was just crawling weakly on the floor and not flying around. But still... we killed it! Then dad saw what we were doing (it took teamwork) and threw the dead bumblebee away. It was exciting!

I also saw a doggie outside from the window and I got all puffed up! Dad said I was the size of Marius. Then when dad saw what it was that got me all puffed up, he said "That's just a dog stupid" and bopped me on the head! It's not just a dog! It's a DOG! *hiss* So I turned around and looked at him and puffed up even bigger! It was fun... I never really get puffed up like that and dad was surprised I could look so big.

current mood: energetic

(2 mews | Mew!)

Tuesday, July 20th, 2004
8:56 am
It's people like this, Cicero Cat-napperCollapse )

that are the reason that mum doesn't allow us outside by ourselves...

current mood: discontent

(2 mews | Mew!)

Monday, July 19th, 2004
12:52 pm - I'm locked in!!

Mum accidentally locked me in the closet this morning! I was in there snooping around and smelling all the interesting smells while mum and dad were sleeping when all of a sudden I hear mum scolding Melora for being in the closet. Then... then she closed the door! It was horrible when I realized that I couldn't get out! Lucky for me, mum, heard me banging against the door and let me out. She felt bad for locking me in and gave me pettings and treats.

My new thing now is jumping on top of the kitchen cabinets (it's cozy up there) then yelling until dad comes and gets me down. Really, I can get down by myself which I used to do but then I fell down. I fell because I was going to jump on dad's shoulder but he didn't know that and he moved and I didn't land on my feet! Yes, it's true folks, cats don't always land on their feet. So now I just have dad come get me.

current mood: thankful

(5 mews | Mew!)

Tuesday, June 22nd, 2004
11:36 am - Mmmmmm... yummy.....

I'm a bad boy... ;) I got into Riah's special food last night. Mum and dad had it hidden above the cold-food machine and I knocked it down, tore a hole through the bag and ate some! It's not fair that she should get special food and not me. Mmmmmmmmmmm... foooood....

Cross-posted to badkittens

current mood: hungry

(1 mew | Mew!)

11:32 am - Victory is mine!

Ha! I successfully defeated a roll of toilet paper this morning. Now who's laughing as you lie there limp on the floor no longer taunting me with your rolly-ness... so like string and yet not like string.

AAAAAAAIIIIIEEEEEEE! Mum, I swear I didn't do anything! It was... it was... Misfit, yeah that's right. He did it! I swear!

Cross-posted to badkittens

current mood: predatory

(2 mews | Mew!)

8:38 am - Kitty rules
Always accompany guests to the bathroom. It is not necessary to do anything. Just sit and stare.

Do not allow any closed doors in any room. To get door open, stand on hind legs and hammer with forepaws. Once door is opened, it is not necessary to use it. After you have ordered an "outside" door opened, stand halfway in and out and think about several things. This is particularly important during very cold weather, rain, snow, or mosquito season.

If you have to throw up, get to a chair quickly. If you cannot manage in time, get to an Oriental rug. If there is no Oriental rug, shag is good. When throwing up on the carpet, make sure you back up so it is as long as a humans bare foot.

For book readers, get in close under the chin, between eyes and book, unless you can lie across the book itself.

For paperwork, lie on the work in the most appropriate manner so as to obscure as much of the work as possible. Or at least pretend to doze, but every so often reach out and slap the pencil or pen.

For people paying bills or working on income taxes or Christmas cards, keep in mind the aim: to hamper!
First, sit on the paper being worked on. When dislodged, watch sadly from the side of the table. When activity proceeds nicely, roll around on the papers, scattering them to the best of your ability. After being removed for the second time, push pens, pencils, and erasers off the table, one at a time.

When a human is holding the newspaper in front of him/her, be sure to jump on the back of the paper. Humans love to jump.

When human is working at computer, jump up on desk, walk across keyboard, bat at mouse pointer on screen and then lay in human's lap across arms, hampering typing in progress.

As often as possible, dart quickly and as close as possible in front of the human, especially: on stairs, when they have something in their arms, in the dark, and when they first get up in the morning. This will help their coordination skills.

Always sleep on the human at night so he/she cannot move around.

LITTER BOX:When using the litter box, be sure to kick as much litter out of the box as possible. Humans love the feel of kitty litter between their toes.

Every now and then, hide in a place where the humans cannot find you. Do not come out for three to four hours under any circumstances. This will cause the humans to panic (which they love) thinking that you have run away or are lost. Once you do come out, the humans will cover you with love and kisses and you will probably get a treat.

Whenever possible, get close to a human, especially their face, turn around, and present your butt to them. Humans love this, so do it often. And don't forget guests.

current mood: hyper

(6 mews | Mew!)

Sunday, June 20th, 2004
11:52 am - Behold the Marius!
Finally, mum uploaded some pictures of me so now you can see me in all my glory!

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current mood: ecstatic

(3 mews | Mew!)

Wednesday, June 16th, 2004
11:42 am - Kitty Cocktails!
How to make a mew_kitties

1 part competetiveness

3 parts silliness

1 part beauty
Combine in a tall glass half filled with crushed ice. Add a little cocktail umbrella and a dash of curiosity

current mood: bouncy

(2 mews | Mew!)

Thursday, June 10th, 2004
10:13 am - I will not wear that... thing!

Mum and dad got me a new harness yesterday because, when they put the old one that has the leash attached on me, I would just lie there and not move. Dad said I didn't move for two whole hours last time. I'm very stubborn like that, you see. Anyway, they put the harness on me and I'm fine with that and carried on as usual but then when they attached the leash I just layed down as usual and didn't budge. Mum says maybe if they carried me outside and put me on the grass my usual curiosity might take over and I'll walk around on the leash. Mum's all wrong I tell you... Nope! Not gonna happen! Absolutely.... not... no... way... maybe...

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current mood: stubborn

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Thursday, June 3rd, 2004
11:16 am - Neat quiz!

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current mood: happy

(4 mews | Mew!)

Friday, May 28th, 2004
3:06 pm - Important information about clumping clay litters
Please tell your humans to read this article, Clumping Clay Kitty Litters: A Deadly Convenience?

current mood: concerned

(2 mews | Mew!)

Monday, May 24th, 2004
6:26 pm - Flamable!


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current mood: energetic

(3 mews | Mew!)

Friday, May 21st, 2004
7:43 pm - Get it off! Get it off!

I was sleeping on the floor today when suddenly I felt something crawling on me! I kept trying to get it off by scratching and pawing but I couldn't and I couldn't really see what it was so I had to call for help! Luckily, dad saw what was happening and he got it off me... he said it was an ant and then he put it outside. Phew... that was scary...

current mood: confused

(6 mews | Mew!)

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